Saturday, December 31, 2016

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Friday, December 30, 2016

Thursday, December 22, 2016

December 22, 2016 at 07:40PM via Facebook
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Oooh...

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As I'm at work on Sunday I may just leave this on fullscreen all day...

December 22, 2016 at 02:08PM via Facebook

OK I cheated for the Foreigner one but the rest were not exactly taxing...

December 22, 2016 at 02:05PM via Facebook

Monday, December 19, 2016

Friday, November 25, 2016

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

November 09, 2016 at 06:34PM via Facebook

Something gave me happies!

November 09, 2016 at 05:55PM via Facebook

Just when I was starting to feel a little better I began reading the comments at the foot of this article. Build a wall round the whole country I say!

November 09, 2016 at 03:21PM via Facebook
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A tiny bit of good news...

November 09, 2016 at 10:32AM via Facebook

Go Jeremy! Sadly, Yanks are even less likely to listen or act than BrexiScumWailreaders.

November 09, 2016 at 10:21AM via Facebook

Canada's immigration site having crashed, is there anywhere safe for us lefties to go? #REMbutIdontfeelfine

November 09, 2016 at 07:34AM via Facebook

I was just thinking of posting this myself. :-(

November 09, 2016 at 07:02AM via Facebook
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Friday, November 04, 2016

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Sunday, October 23, 2016

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http://ift.tt/2e0PW5E

October 23, 2016 at 04:17PM via Facebook
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I like the "May" and "Sturgeon" labels, just in case it was too subtle... :-0

October 23, 2016 at 02:37PM via Facebook
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Sunday, September 25, 2016

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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

#ThisIsEngland16

June 29, 2016 at 07:43PM via Facebook

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June 29, 2016 at 07:38PM via Facebook

Nice thoughts from the EU commissioner and cardiac surgeon seen facepalming behind farago yesterday ☺️

June 29, 2016 at 07:31PM via Facebook

Jesus H Christ! Labour, having lost their Scottish voters, have hit on a fantastic way to lose England and Wales too and fall behind the LibDems in relevance to anything. Can we maybe just switch off parliamentary democracy and turn it back on to see what happens?

June 29, 2016 at 02:17PM via Facebook

Just when I'd temporarily forgotten what a complete **** he is.

June 29, 2016 at 02:09PM via Facebook

Sue Ford - new version specially for you 🐶

June 29, 2016 at 10:41AM via Facebook
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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

The Scum is obviously keen to return to its previous lows.

June 28, 2016 at 08:35PM via Facebook

Excellent idea ☺️

June 28, 2016 at 08:25PM via Facebook

Nick, if you could see all that - why the **** did you put them into office? 😤

June 28, 2016 at 07:45PM via Facebook
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If I were ever to become a werewolf, I suspect this would be me.

June 28, 2016 at 05:59PM via Facebook
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Sue Ford, call the gels off!

June 28, 2016 at 12:28PM via Facebook

Shhh, don't worry, everything's fine☺️

June 28, 2016 at 09:41AM via Facebook
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Monday, June 27, 2016

June 27, 2016 at 10:42PM via Facebook
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Someone in one of my groups used this term in relation to Brexiteers, as they didn't want to swear "out loud". I think it's a lovely, multi-purpose term of abuse and may continue using it. :-)

June 27, 2016 at 04:00PM via Facebook
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As usual Gideon's reassurances have the desired settling effect... :-O

June 27, 2016 at 12:43PM via Facebook

David and Leanne, you know you want to teach this to Marmalade. :-)

June 27, 2016 at 10:54AM via Facebook

It's so tempting to put a permanent "WE FUCKING TOLD YOU SO. WHY DIDN'T YOU READ/LISTEN/BELIEVE, YOU SHORT-SIGHTED, IGNORANT, COMPLACENT BELL-ENDS" But this would only be satisfying for a few weeks. I wish I could believe in miracles. :-(

June 27, 2016 at 10:22AM via Facebook

Abso-fucking-lutely.

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Saturday, June 25, 2016

Friday, June 24, 2016

all Union Jacks are Union Flags, but not vice versa

June 24, 2016 at 01:32PM via Facebook

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June 24, 2016 at 01:20PM via Facebook

RIGHT! Turning off FB now before I put something up which really *is* libelous or actionable. >:-C

June 24, 2016 at 12:17PM via Facebook

Any jobs going for unqualified people in Canada, New Zealand or Malta?

June 24, 2016 at 07:11AM via Facebook

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Sunday, February 14, 2016

I am Cat, I build Nest 😬

February 14, 2016 at 08:52PM via Facebook

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Day 29 now. Will definitely go on to 60 days. Two immediate aims now - muck out my room and exercise (might have to strip down the bike while I’m off).

An illustration (not me I hasten to add).*

DEAR ALCOHOL
 Thank you for the fantastic years together; you have been a great friend for so long. You have brought endless fun, gotten me into many hilarious and disturbing situations, got me laid, hired, fired, sent to A & E and even to a little town called Manningtree, when I was supposed to be at the church. We’ve had so much fun together over the years. We’ve had some laughs, we’ve had some tears. But things have changed for me now; there are so many things I want to achieve in this life and you are holding me back. I find it really painful to tell you this truth because you’ve been such a good friend, but I can’t be around you anymore. You are destructive, and you have started to ruin parts of my life. I didn’t realise you were doing this; you’ve been doing it all behind my back. I wake up each day hearing stories of what you have been doing to me. The lies, the pain. I’ve come to realise that I don’t need you anymore. All the time I thought you were helping, you were destroying. It’s heartbreaking that I put so much trust, money and time into our relationship, and you have been so cunning and deceitful. The destruction to my family and my body and my life plans. I can’t take any more of this. So I have to let you go. I don’t want you to call me. Don’t chase me; just leave me, as I have moved on. 
Take care, my friend.

I would just add, the realisation isn’t new. I’ve known, certainly since my twenties, how unhealthy my relationship with alcohol is or was. My personality and self-loathing or lack of confidence meant even a destructive prop felt better than trying to go without. Sue’s support (when taken) and nudges toward self-examination have encouraged me in aggregate towards my current small near-milestone. One prod towards an autism self-test had a lasting effect; recalling awkward moments growing up chimed with some of the questions - “You mean that’s not normal?”. Moments of sober reflection began to add up. I still fell back on solitary binge-drinking and destruction, despite the evidence of continuing, mounting harm. You’re pre-diabetic; you’re diabetic, your BS levels are still increasing, your blood pressure’s a bit high, so’s your cholesterol - you are watching what you eat, aren’t you? Finally, an excuse to stop I could happily grab hold of, ironically a part of my continuing bad health. A virulent dose of ‘flu (I’d never felt sufficiently germ-free to go for the free jab I’m entitled to) knocked me down to the extent that I just couldn’t face my traditional bedtime glass of wine or four. “MY EYEBALLS HURT!”. “I’M COLD/BOILING/FREEZING!”. But no desire to drink. Having to go back to work before I felt recovered (the joys of a job without sick pay) meant the want was still not there and hasn’t returned so far. I had deliberately ignored “dry January” - I strongly resist doing something when lots of other people are doing it - but now found myself near the end of the month in the midst of a surprise dry spell. I have forgotten where, but will try to find out, I saw an article about one of the founders of One Year No Beer. It appealed to me in my current state of mind and now I find myself wanting to keep it up. (I’ve got as far as attending a couple of AA meetings before but the religious aspects, “the drinkers’ church” as Rebus called it in one of his early stories, put me right off pursuing.) Tomorrow is the first of the milestones you’re encouraged to aim for. I’ve gone more than a month without a drink before but fairly quickly relapsed. This time I feel good about going for the sixty days, then maybe ninety. Slàinte mhath!

 *One Year No Beer

Sunday, January 24, 2016

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Thursday, January 07, 2016

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I always thought he had enough difficulty sitting in a chair and talking (Why, yes I am bored at work actually)

January 07, 2016 at 09:21AM via Facebook
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Oh, yes. 😊

January 07, 2016 at 09:14AM via Facebook
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David Ford and Leanne Ford Fancy trying to get into a car with one of these on?

January 07, 2016 at 09:02AM via Facebook

Wow, indeed. 😆

January 07, 2016 at 08:37AM via Facebook
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"Cameron tells truth" shock!

January 07, 2016 at 04:26AM via Facebook